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  • Sardar Lot Pot hogaya
    1 TRUCK dusre truck ko rassi se bandh ker leja raha tha:

    Ye daykh ker 1 sardar hans ker lot pot ho gaya or kehnay laga:

    Ek Rassi ko lai janay k liyay
    2 2 truck.
    • IPL Match
    Major Rohail: Yaar tu ne IPL Match ka final dekha.

    Sardar: Yes.

    Major Rohail: Match main sb se zyada acha kya lga?

    Sardar: Ek to
    "Cheer leader Girls ka Dance"
    Aur dosra
    "Katrena Kaif ke Performance."
  • Gun Point
    Ek daku GUN point par Sardar se Mobile chhen kar le gaya.
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    Sardar zor zor se hasne lga ur bola:

    "Charger to mere pass hy"
    • BV bhag gaiV bhag gai
    Sardar ke B.V bhag gye, 3 din bad ghar wapas I

    Sardar gussey se bola:

    "Hun ke lein ayee aye"

    Sardarni: "Mobile da charger pbul gyee c."
  • Aisa Sawal pucha Jiska
    Sardar's Son: Papa aaj meri Miss ne aisa sawal pucha jiska jawab sirf Merey paas tha.


    Sardar: Oye Shabash puttar, kya sawal tha?

    Son: Ye class main PAAD kis ne Mari?

  • Jab Merey bachay hongy
    Sardar: Jab Merey bachay hon gey to 1 ko Karachi or 1 ko Lahore chorr aaonga.


    Pathan: Wo Q?

    Sardar: Kal TV pe bata rahe the ke bachon ke darmyan waqfa zarori ha.
  • Dost ki Plastic Surgery
    Sarder dukhi tha: Kisi ne poocha "Q tension mai ho?"


    Sarder: "Yaar ek Dost ko Plastic Surgery ke liye 2 Lakh rupeey diye the,

    Ab saalay ko peehchan nahi pa raha hoon."
  • Sardar Learning English
    A Sardar Learning English introduces his family at a party.

    Hi I am a Sardar.

    This is my Sardarni .

    He is my Kid and she is my Kidney.

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