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  • Afsoos ki baat
    Phatan: Yaar mere dost k abbu foat ho gae Hy main ne use phone krna hy, Par call bohat lambi ho jaey gi.

    Major Rohail: Happy hour on karva k kr lo sasta rahe ga.


    Pathan: Oy afssos ki baat "Happy" hour se kese kru?
    • Kaan wala Mobile
    Ek Phatan mobile ki dukan pr gya ur Bola:

    Mujhe Kaan main Lagane wala mobile chaheye

    .

    Dukandar after much thinking
    "Aap ka matlab hy Bluetooh Handsfree se hy"    Sab se Sasti Call
    Aik dafa pathan ne Peshawar se Lahore call krni thi:

    Us ne socha k sab se sasti call konsi parre ge,

    Phir Us ne

    Peshawar se Lahore aa k local cal ke.
  • Pani ki Bottle
    Tumhe us aurat se mar kyu parri?

    Pathan: Us ke seat k niche meri pani ke bottle parri thi.
    Mei ne bas itna kaha
    K
    Tange uthao apna pani nikalna hy.
  • Pathan ki 10 Betiyan
    Ek Pathan ki 10 Betiyan thin:

    Phir jaa kar usko Ek Beta Hua...

    Pathan ne uska Naam kya rakh hoga???
  • Pathan ka shair
    Pathan ka shair:
    Na Botal main,Na jaar main.
    Na hotel main na Bar main.
    Na bike peh, Na car main...
    Na Ishq mein, Na pyar mein.

    Jo maza hy "NISWAR" mein.

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