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Light Off
Light Off

UK: Oh no
USA: What is this.
Karachi: Aby phir chali gye
Multan: O gyee ae
Peshawar: Khocha kya ho gyaaa

Lahore: Fer peyn nss gye wapda alya de.
Plz Jag jao
Plz jaag jao
Dekho subha ho gae
Naha lo
Brush & Nashta kr lo
Teyar ho jao
Shabash uuth jao
Time bohat kam hy
Na uuthe to phir
Tum khuch nhi kr pao ge
Q K
Light jane wali hy.
Quiad ka farman
Reporter: Aap kam az kam raat ko to load sheeding na kya karien
Logo ki neend haram ki hoi hy aap ne.
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Officer: Quaid-e-Azam ne farmaya h k
"Soi hoe qoam ko Jaga do."
Zindagi barri udaas
PEOM

Zindagi barri udaas hai,

Mujhe lagi pyaas hai,

Mujhe dunya se na koi Aas hai..

Khuda kary uski LIGHT chali jaye jo ye sochay k

Meri POEM bakwaas hai..
Andhera Kitna Suhana
Dekho Andhera Kitna Suhana hai,

Load Shedding ka Zamana hai,

Kar do Ek Acha sa SMS Rawana,

Balance Bacha kar kya UPS lagwana hai?
Aadha Jumla bola
Wife: Aji suntay ho! Aaj humaray Munnay nay Pehli Baar Aadha Jumla bola....

Husband: Acha Kya Bola???

Wife: KESC ki MAA ki..... :-)
A public Service Msg
A public Service Msg

Agr aap k kisi Aorat se Najaiz ta-alluqat hain aor us main se koi Bacha Paida ho jata hy to aap us ko kisi koory k dhair Pe na Phainkain .

Balky usy Paal Pos kar Taleem Dilwaien aor . . . !

"Wapda Main Bharti Karwaien" :P
1 Pakistani dosre se
1 Pakistani dosre se: Yaar kehte hain iss baar jung computer se lari jaye gi???

2nd: Haan! mizaile computer se control hotay hain na…

1st: Phir tau hum jang haar jain gay.

2nd: Woh kese???

1st: Yaar agar mizaile chalanay se pahlay hi bijli chali gai tau???
Karachi aur uske Mazafaat
Assalam-o-Alaikum!!!

Karachi aur uske Mazafaat main,

Light janay ka waqt hua jata hai.

Baqi log apny Maqami waqt k mutaabiq,

K.E.S.C. Walon ko Gaaliyan den.

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