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Tang main phir aaj
Tang main phir aaj aapko kar raha hon,
Guzarish dua ki aapse kar raha hon,

Hamaray liye dua karen aisi kuch khas,
K papers main ho jaen gud nos se pass,

Nazil qudrat ki aisi meharbaani ho jaye,
K papers main hamari bohat aasani ho jaye,

Jo yaad kya hai woh bhol na paen,
Aur jo nahi kya woh topic he nahi aayen.

1 angraiz pakstan

1 angraiz pakistan ayaa urdu sekhna.
kuch arsey wapas gaya to waha logon ne pooocha k kya sekha
Angraiz bola “bijli chali gaye” bijli aa gai”.

admi ki biwi

1admi ki biwi hospital main thi.
usne nurse se kaha agar larki ho to kehna fail
or larka ho to keha pass.
bacha peda otey he mar gaya
to nurse bole sir jee aap ko supply lage hai.

doctor patient se

Doc tabyat kaisey hai.
mariz: pehley se kharab hai.
Doc : dawai khali thi kya.
mariz: nahe dawai ki sheeshe to bhari howe the.
Doc : i mean dawai la le the.
mariz aap ne de the to main ne la le the.
doc: bewaqoof dawai pi li thi.
Mariz : nahee sahab dawai ti laal thi.
doc: abey gadhey dawai ko pi [...]

1 angraiz ne

i angraiz ne pakistani mirchiyon wala khana khaya .
subha toilet se aa ker bola
“ab pata chala pakistani pani se q dhotey hain. tissue se aag nahe bhujte na.

ek bachey ne

ek bachey ne
ek bachey ne buriya k pass patakha rakh diya
log chilaye
bari b patakha
bari b patakha
wo sharma k boli chal hat wo din kahan.

Funny sms

Do Pal Ki Bhi Khushi
Do pal ki bhi khushi na mili to kya hua umr bhar gam ke sahare ji lenge, Kya hua jo hamari girlfriend nahi, hum aapki girlfriend ke sahare ji lenge.

Shaam Hote Hai
Shaam hote hii ye Dil udaas hota hai, Toote khwaboo ke siwa kuch na pass hota hai, Tumahri yaad aise [...]